Learn Bob Ong, the konyotic way…

“If the love you two, you select ung second. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal others if mahal mo talaga ung una.”

 

I don’t know if this is supposed to be funny or what. I dunno… but it actually made me laugh as I read along.

Presenting the 21 Command Bob Ong

If you want to learn how to speak konyo, check this out.

Btw, the story behind this is this. I checked my blog stats, i.e., referrers, ping backs, search terms, and that link was one of the referrers. It turns out that somebody used google’s translator service to translate my Filipino blog entry into English. And poof! The result is that uber konyo (and almost nonsense) thing. Weird stuff. Lol.

“The love for imburnal … frightening fall … and when you fell, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka. ”